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Monday, 10 September 2012

The Biscuit Scale Of Sexual Attractiveness

In reverse order of attractiveness we introduce

The Biscuit Scale Of Sexual Attraction

1. Garribaldi Biscuits.
You peruse the aisles looking for something, take one look at a pack of Garribaldi Biscuits and move straight on. The fact that some people know them as 'Dead Fly Biscuits' says enough. Definitely not good on the eye. 

2.Millionaire chocolate Shortbread.
We'd all like a little bit of luxury in our lives but the millionaire chocolate shortbread is a bit too pretentious. It's too busy shouting 'look at me' to realise actually it's just a regular piece of shortbread with a sickly top layer that isn't so appealing. You certainly don't want seconds!
Is your man a slice of millionaire chocolate shortbread?